Here are a selection of my favourite search queries that people have used to reach this blog in the last two months, thanks to Google Analytics. Some of these really made me smile.
"BUNHILL FIELDS" "HENRY HUNTER" - I was so, so happy that someone else out there somewhere has fallen for the charms of Henry Hunter's grave in Bunhill Fields. Coffee?
AN ESSAY ON THRILLING BUS JOURNEY - really? Someone looking to do their English homework?
BBC DAN WALKER'S A TWAT - strange way of making your feelings known, by Googling the term; made me giggle though!
BLINDFOLD WHEELCHAIR - I'd love to think this was someone looking for kinky sex advice, but I suspect they were after a review of "The Smile Off Your Face"
CHEESE PORT CHESS - for searching for this holy trinity, I salute you.
FOXTONS JUNK MAIL HARASSMENT - yes indeed.
GRUYERE HAM MUSHROOM FILLING FOR CREPES - hopefully you found what you were looking for.
HTC HD CALLS CUT OUT - yes they do.
ONTROEREND GOED A GAME OF YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH PERFORMER - yes; so did I.
WHERE TO BUY TURMERIC IN WEMBLEY - erm, as every second shop is an Indian supermarket, it shouldn't really be all that hard?